Title: D:
Authors: leupagus, rageprufrock
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Ship fic? Yes, M/M
Rating: Teen and up
Authors' notes:

Inspired by both Chris Pine's douchetastic Cosmo Interview (in which he advises prospective girlfriends to admire the size of his penis by saying things like "Baby, I don't have three hands!") and Zachary Quinto's dorktastic photos of himself actually ( Read more... )

This is just. Really funny.

LAQUEENTO DARES TO WALK SOMEWHERE WITHOUT CHRIS PINE, I AM NOW VERSUS HIM

Zachary Quinto (aka "LaQueento") is the guy who plays Spock in the new Trek movie (also Sylar of Heroes fame), and Chris Pine is the guy who plays Kirk. There's a small but dedicated group of fans who desperately want them to be a couple. I'm...not ( Read more... )